working on cover letters
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
It’s 50% crying alone in your room to sad music and 50% going out, getting drunk, and then coming home and crying alone in your room to sad music.
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
*kicks ice under the refrigerator*
when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught
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Humour blog with the occasional satantic ritual.
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