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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

fffcuk2:

this sign is hanging up in my moms office

fffcuk2:

this sign is hanging up in my moms office

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?'

me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
me: ...
me: *reblogs and likes things*
me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

danzigstardust:

yeah no matter how fancy your digital art program is, it will never be as fab as this

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vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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no one: ur cute

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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not-fun:

Who is she

not-fun:

Who is she

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Shamelessly inappropriate humour blog with the occasional satanic ritual.
Bjork is the bubblegum to my marceline :3
You're all adorable doughnuts and I love you.

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