assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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How do you get over someone?

Anonymous

It’s 50% crying alone in your room to sad music and 50% going out, getting drunk, and then coming home and crying alone in your room to sad music.

  #anon    #asks    #listen to all by myself    #scream the lyrics    #it helps    #advice    #negative //    #Anonymous  

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

postllimit:

postllimit:

*kicks ice under the refrigerator*

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abracadang:

thirsty ass hoes these days smh

abracadang:

thirsty ass hoes these days smh

ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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