cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
Shitty blogger ♠ Pun maker ♠ Cat lover ♠ Barrel rider ♠ Meme loving fuck
Shamelessly inappropriate humour blog with the occasional satanic ritual.
Bjork is the bubblegum to my marceline :3
You're all adorable doughnuts and I love you.